If he wants to score more points for accuracy, the shirt should read big dick.

If he wants to score more points for accuracy, the shirt should read big dick.

 That’s not how six pack abs are supposed to look.

 That’s not how six pack abs are supposed to look.

I think there’s a Skynyrd cd stuck in here.

I think there’s a Skynyrd cd stuck in here.

These guys are kings & you don’t even know it. Living the dream.

These guys are kings & you don’t even know it. Living the dream.

Redneck wiper blades keep the roads safe for all travelers & their 40 oz passengers.

Redneck wiper blades keep the roads safe for all travelers & their 40 oz passengers.

Mustaches are very much in fashion this season. I wish this picture wasn’t cropped so far. I hear there’s one just below his neck, one above his naval, & another strategically placed in between his beans & frank. Get the picture?

Mustaches are very much in fashion this season. I wish this picture wasn’t cropped so far. I hear there’s one just below his neck, one above his naval, & another strategically placed in between his beans & frank. Get the picture?

One Stop Shopping

One Stop Shopping

I don’t even have words for the photo here of this redneck woman. I’m not sure where to begin because I ‘m just not sure what’s the most wrong in this picture.

I don’t even have words for the photo here of this redneck woman. I’m not sure where to begin because I ‘m just not sure what’s the most wrong in this picture.

Whether you’re grilling squirrel or possum, the right grill selection can be crucial to your time management. This example couldn’t be more convenient, but you may wish to keep the local fire department handy on speed dial.

Whether you’re grilling squirrel or possum, the right grill selection can be crucial to your time management. This example couldn’t be more convenient, but you may wish to keep the local fire department handy on speed dial.

This is one of my favorite variations of the game. In certain areas that are known to have a highly concentrated redneck population they’re doing what they can to lengthen the game beyond thirty seconds.

This is one of my favorite variations of the game. In certain areas that are known to have a highly concentrated redneck population they’re doing what they can to lengthen the game beyond thirty seconds.

Yes, not much has changed in the south in the last 159 years.

Yes, not much has changed in the south in the last 159 years.

Forgot to run the dishwasher again? Not a problem if you’re a redneck.

Forgot to run the dishwasher again? Not a problem if you’re a redneck.

The perfect redneck vehicle for in between the two seasons.

The perfect redneck vehicle for in between the two seasons.

Mississippi garden pest - the one that didn’t get away. This is a small one, heh heh. Heck I could bring this critter down with a BB gun at thirty paces.

Mississippi garden pest - the one that didn’t get away. This is a small one, heh heh. Heck I could bring this critter down with a BB gun at thirty paces.

The redneck griddle. Nobody wants a cold lunch.

The redneck griddle. Nobody wants a cold lunch.